extraordinarily mediocre

18th April 2014

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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18th April 2014

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imgfave:

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imgfave:

Posted by bubble

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18th April 2014

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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18th April 2014

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lordoftheswag:

why this hoe not have a shirt on and cooking bacon?? shes asking for it, she gonna get boiling oil all over her titties smh

lordoftheswag:

why this hoe not have a shirt on and cooking bacon?? shes asking for it, she gonna get boiling oil all over her titties smh

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18th April 2014

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18th April 2014

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4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?

i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear its true

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18th April 2014

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thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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18th April 2014

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omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

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17th April 2014

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consultingmoosecaptain:

So I was going through my old iPhoto archives and found these

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17th April 2014

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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